(Source: kurtsies)
raise your hand if you think i’m actually danica omg
so i’m sitting in my car listening to music and using subway wifi to get online on my laptop and this guy just pulled up right next to me and i thought his window was rolled up so i looked up at him while i was singing and his window was down and he was staring at me and i’m pretty sure he thinks i’m crazy omg
i don’t know if this glee live! at radio city music hall if real or not but i’m willing to pay someone exactly $13.56 if you’ll take me to new york city with you to see it you also have to pay for the hotel or find us somewhere to stay i am just saying i’m broke o k
oh man, first day of work out in the front having actual human contact with customers dear lord help me